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How do you get carbon coupons like the ones Gore uses to justify flying everywhere in his private jet?

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I have all these barrels of oil in my backyard and i need to buy enough coupons like Gore uses to justify me dumping them all out on the ground wont that be alright as long as i buy some of Gores magic coupons?

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3 Responses to “How do you get carbon coupons like the ones Gore uses to justify flying everywhere in his private jet?”

  1. Galaxie500XL says:
    May 25, 2010 at 9:25 am

    Unfortunately, you can’t. The carbon offsets Al uses are from a company HE OWNS.

    They’re not for sale to the general unwashed masses. I mean public.

  2. the bad seed says:
    May 25, 2010 at 9:25 am

    i have some I’ll sell you…
    mine are just as real as his are

  3. FlyMan says:
    May 25, 2010 at 9:25 am

    he makes them himself at his tobacco farms and his strip mines

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